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Well, of course he can get in and out of
bed on his own. I mean, he's got two

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feet, doesn't he?

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Look, when you first showed up here, did
I ever use the word vegetable?

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Huh? The word moribund? Come on.

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No. Did I call him a cripple?

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No, no, no. He has Lewy body dementia. I
understand.

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That is it.

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I mean, granted, he jerks around like
some goddamn inflatable in front of a

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gas station.

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But our job is to make an 87-year-old
man comfortable. And that

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is it.

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Oh, Christ.

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Hey, wait a minute. Wait. Hey.

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Oh, you didn't scream and shout at him,
did you?

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He responds to kindness.

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and charm.

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Come on. I've got five minutes left on
my shift, and I've got to check on that

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dreary old phlebotomist.

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Although, he does have a twinkle in his
eye today.

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A real sparkle.

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Here, come on. Eat one.

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They're for you.

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Lab cooking.

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I made them from scratch.

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Old family recipe.

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Go on, sit down, have a bite.

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You know the secret?

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It's in the molasses.

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The darker the better.

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It's tree sap.

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Go on, eat it.

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Eat it, you're skinny for an Italian.

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had moved him from 87 years old to 89?

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Well, we're confirmed.

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I couldn't believe it myself.

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Oh, that is just fantastic.

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Tonight, I'm going to light a candle
against a man.

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Oh, praise be, praise be.

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Three. Okay, I think that's enough.
That's good, we got it.

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I'm gonna get you up now, okay?

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I'm gonna do your back.

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I got you here.

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Good, you're gonna use your arms.

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Count to three. One, two, three.

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Did I scare you?

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I'm sorry, I think I scared you.

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We're done, we're done. I'm gonna lower
you back.

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Here we go.

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Very good.

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I got you.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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Okay.

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Clowns are making a comeback.

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Why? Because the world needs us.

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The world needs to laugh at itself.

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We make that happen.

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I'm sure we've gotten a bad rap lately
that John Wayne Gacy took a wrong turn

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or two and the Hollywood horror honchos
have pounced.

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But those clown exploiters know nothing,
nothing of the jester's craft, the

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ancient art of it.

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and if we screw the lids back on the
grease paint and walk away something

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essential dies with us that cannot be
replaced love it that

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is why clown school is essential

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the joy is in the tradition in the
learning

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We don't tolerate latecomers here. Class
starts at 10 p.m. sharp.

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No exceptions.

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Flowers, cute, but no.

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Sign up for the next workshop as posted
outside.

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All right, Bozo.

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If this is one of your tricks, it's not
very funny.

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Mr. Noss.

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Ooh, that delicious aroma.

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I know I'm not supposed to like it. It's
instant, but ooh, I love it.

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Here, can I make you a cup? It'll just
take an instant. Oh, no, no, thank you.

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I'm gonna head home. I'll go right to
bed. Oh, no, but it sank up.

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Come on.

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Start your day off right.

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Constance. Mm-hmm?

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I know I've said this before, but last
night, the liquid, it was black

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and it was viscous.

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Well, he upjumped, right?

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Right. I mean, it's just his tummy.

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Look, when you've had the kind of career
that Mr. Nass has had, I mean, the daily

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stresses just come with the territory.
That bleeding ulcer? Never.

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Completely healed.

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So there's always a little dried blood
in the stomach lining and... Constance,

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I have treated ulcers before. This was
different.

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It was darker.

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Well, how dark?

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Like crude oil.

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Oh, come on. Betty, don't be so
dramatic.

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Take your saver. Come sit down.

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Here.

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Tell me all your worries, douceur.

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You know, Benny,

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I have to say, you have told me your
whole life story,

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given the calamitous headlines and all,
but why is it you have never asked me

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about mine?

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I mean, aren't you at all curious how I
got started in the hospice care

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business?

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Well, I'll tell you.

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You see, it was after my husband cheated
on

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me with our maid.

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I mean, my children were already well
out of huggies by then. So I said to

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myself, Constance, don't mire in the mud

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like a pig.

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And give back.

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Come on, drink your Sanka, honey.

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It's like a DJ Steve.

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Anyhow, straight to Belle Reve Memorial
I went.

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I started as a candy striper.

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And, you know, it turns out I was pretty
good at handing out candy canes. Almost

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as good as inserting thermometers, but,
well, another story.

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The doctors that I worked under, well,
they saw what you saw last night, but

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all the time, stressed-out bankers and
lawyers coming in and coughing up their

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stomach contents.

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Coffee grounds, they called it.

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Well,

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of course, we had Mr.

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Nas on antacids, right?

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Oh, man, but after a while, I mean, we
had to take him off their Prilosec. I

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mean... Just to clear the air, if you
know what I mean.

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So gassy.

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So gassy. And I detest foul odors, you
know, like rotten eggs.

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Right, right.

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Almost sulfurous.

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So, anyhow, we got him off all of that,
and up

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came the results.

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And I do apologize. I should have warned
you ahead of time. But I'll tell you

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what I'm going to do.

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I'll give him a Pepto tonight before
your shift starts.

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And what about the things on his head?

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Well, he's old, for Christ's sakes. You
know, that goddamn prehistoric skull is

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always shifting.

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They're moving and protruding like good
old San Andreas.

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To live is to suffer.

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Buddha said that.

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The truth of the matter is,

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back then I had a motive.

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I wanted to learn care and medical
instruction.

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For one reason only.

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My children.

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I was what they called emotionally
absent.

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Yeah.

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And I thought that if I could

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take... Take care of them.

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Help them.

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Save them.

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That that would be my penance.

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Yeah, but a mother can only do so much.

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Very sorry.

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I had thought that you said your
children were... They were thriving.

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Luke, you finished your sink.

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Good boy.

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Well, you get some rest.

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Oh, uh... What happened to the maid?

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Beg your pardon?

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The maid?

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The one who had an affair with your
husband?

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Well, let's just say a bullet straight
through her eye socket finally

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made her see the error of her ways.

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All right. You take care, honey.

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It's just that this latest client has
unusual aspects.

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Mr. Nas?

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I see, okay.

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What seems out of the ordinary?

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Maybe you heard some things from my
predecessor?

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You know, I think maybe that's the
solution.

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I should just spare you the details and
talk to somebody who knows Mr. Nas.

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I can look that up.

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Okay, that was her.

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Right. I don't need to meet her in
person.

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Well... Well, you can't, Benjamin.

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You can't because our colleague,
Rosalind Myers, who worked for Mr.

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Knott's before you... Because... Miss
Myers took her own life.

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We had the attack beginning at 10.13
p.m. when the killer intruded on

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rehearsal space with a set of tricks
that turned deadly. And rest assured,

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this clown assailant will not find a
hiding place in the City of Angels.

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The classmates, the families, and the
SoCal community will not soon forget

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these 13 dedicated performers who
tragically lost their lives today. There

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are online rumors about the 13 victims
matching the number on a tarot card left

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at the scene. Any significance in that
number?

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Nothing further at this time.

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Thank you all for coming.

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Come here, my dear.

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Come here.

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Come see the night sky.

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My little sugar plum.

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We'll have a big moon, Mama. Is that
where I was all this time? All these

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years?

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No.

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No, Adelaide.

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You didn't go to the moon.

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You went much further.

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For time is the longest distance between
two places.

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To paraphrase Mr. Williams, that's
Tennessee to those in the know.

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Oh, but I just want you to know that
while you were away, I was always with

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you, minor Liebling.

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And what a gift to have you back.

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Oh, it's good to be back, isn't it, huh?

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Good to be back.

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And who knew?

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A little dirt nap would be so beneficial
to a young girl's complexion.

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Here, have a cookie.

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One for sorrow, two for mirth.

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Three for a wedding and four for a
birth.

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And then comes in a pretty girl.

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You know, Hattie, of all the children
under my care, you were always the

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most aware of something.

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My sensitive girl.

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That moon is so big and powerful.

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I can feel it pulling me up.

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Yes, up, up towards a new day.

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Yep.

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Oh, I've always hated Christmas. All
that forced merriment and peace on

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Earth.

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Bah humbug. We're on Christmas.

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This shithole of a planet will never
know peace until there is some

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ultimate order.

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But it's on the horizon. I can feel it.
And so can that wolf moon up there.

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And isn't this holiday worth celebrating
tonight?

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Thirteen days after the birthday of that
Christ child. So much better than

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Christmas.

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That's for you.

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What's good, my guy?

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Hey.

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That's it? Yeah.

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Yo,

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Emma.

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Oh, yeah.

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Lucky man.

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God, maybe my life could change.

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Yeah, it might.

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If I win, where are you sending me?

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Cabo San Lucas.

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Yes. Oh, I take it back. Turks and
Caicos.

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Oh, Jesus. No.

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Very bad. Sorry, bro. It's Jesus for
everyone.

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You good?

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Yeah. I got him.

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Yo, you won.

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I'm dreaming a dark Christmas.

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Quick, don't you dare tip that tanner
bomb onto my precious daughter.

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Mother has so few chances to gather her
brood together.

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Holidays. Are for cucks.

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Ask me if I even give a shit. What a
Christmas!

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Hey,

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butt plug! Hold it steady!

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Hold your own lighter, blue balls.

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Is it sadder that you died?

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I think you wanted to start a pussy
posse with Zach Braff.

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Go rub one out.

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Basement dweller.

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So beautiful.

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Pretty girl.

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Follow me after you.

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Pretty girl indeed.